Arsenali Arsenali (Personally P-Square Funny Arsenal Version) SPOOF!!!

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President Jonathan undergoes medical check up in London

Presidential spokesperson Reuben Abati has announced that the president is currently undergoing medical check up in the UK but says it's nothing serious. See the State House press release below...

In the course of his on-going visit to London for a meeting of Nigeria’s Honorary International Investors’ Council, President Goodluck Jonathan became indisposed and could not be present at the opening of the meeting today. President Jonathan has since been examined by competent medical practitioners. He has been advised to rest for a few days.

The Presidency wishes to assure all Nigerians that President Jonathan’s condition is nothing serious and that the medical attention he has sought is only precautionary.

Reuben Abati, Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity) November 21, 2013

Dennis Okike wins N10 milion in Gulder ultimate search season10

 Gulder Ultimate Search reality show has come to an end and 29-year old Dennis Okike has emerged the winner.

Okike beat two other finalists Edmund Umeabuani and Ifunanya Onike by being the only person to complete the final task of finding the 10th Symbol in the waters of Usaka River in Akwa-Ibom State where the reality show was held this year.
He won N10 million and a brand new Mitsubishi Pajero 3.0L GLS AT (full Option) courtesy of CFAO Motors Nigeria.

The last female contestant standing, Ifunanya gets an additional N1m to her prize money.

Hilarious GOOGLE Earth view of a Church

Hilarious GOOGLE Earth view of a Church of the Christian Science Society of Dixon in Illinois. lol

Dangote is the 64th World Most powerful men: FORBES

Yesterday Wednesday 30th October 2013, Forbes released its list of the most powerful people in the world. Business mogul Aliko Dangote makes the 64th position.

The publication lists Aliko’s net worth as $ 16.1 Billion. He is still the richest man in Nigeria and Africa.

For the full list,  click here

TEN MOST POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD

Russian President Vladmir Putin emerged the world's most powerful man as the President of the United States of America, Barrack Obama dropped to second position. Pope Francis also made it into the top 10 list for the first time, on number 4.

World Footballer of the Year: 23-man shortlist unveiled

Will Lionel Messi be crowned World's Best Footballer for the 5th time in a row or will Christiano Ronaldo get it...for the second time? Or maybe there's someone else who deserves it instead? The 2013 Ballon D'or shortlist for World's Best Player and Coach of the Year has been unveiled. See the nominees below...

(1) Gareth Bale (Real Madrid/Wales)
(2) Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich/Germany)
(3) Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich/Germany)
(4) Manuel Neuer (B ayern Munich/Germany)
(5) Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich/Germany)
(6) Mesut Ozil (Arsenal/Germany)
(7) Robin van Persie (Man United/Netherlands)
(8) Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich/Netherlands)
(9) Edinson Cavani (PSG/Uruguay)
(10) Luis Suarez (Liverpool/Uruguay)
(11) Andres Iniesta (Barcelona/Spain)
(12) Xavi (Barcelona/Spain)